The analyst firm that put out the silly report that the Apple iPhone was “imminent” and would launch on the Helio MVNO in the US is back with their full report on “Apple in Wireless”, and their press release really makes it sound like it’s worth the £1300 pounds they want for it.
Where to begin? How about with this paragraph:
However, Apple will embrace mobile more fully and pose a greater threat to the mobile phone industry itself – as an MVNO challenging carriers and a cellphone brand challenging handset makers. Upcoming US MVNO Helio presents a good entry strategy for Apple’s iPhone, an own-brand Apple mobile phone that is likely to be launched by the company. Indeed, the release of which is both logical and inevitable, argues visiongain.
So Apple is going to become an MVNO… by launching its phone on the network of another MVNO? As I said before, the Helio connection is a joke. One big reason — Helio’s devices feature its own UI that’s consistent across its portfolio. Would Apple, with its expertise in UI, accept that? It’s doubtful, given that the analyst behind the report calls the iPod UI “Apple’s greatest gift to the computing masses”.
I also like the two statements “visiongain estimates total shipments of over 40 million iPods” and “In 2006, visiongain expects over 40% of all cars sold in the US in 2006 to offer iPod connectivity”. It makes it sound like they’ve done some real research, rather than just find a round up of Apple’s quarterly earnings conference call, where the company helpfully disclosed both of those figures.
One final gem: “It also discusses the possibility of the iPod getting VoIP functionality and what the implications would be.” Yeow. Really, though, if the the iPhone is such a certainty and is “imminent”, why bother putting VoIP in the iPod? Seems pretty counter-intuitive. Or even more so than having VoIP in an iPod at all.
My original offer still stands — if you were thinking of dropping the $2300 or so on this report, get in touch with me first and I’ll compile all the net speculation and photoshopped images for you at a weekend sale price of $1000, and it will be about as accurate as this report.
Seriously, is this what passes for analysis these days?
[tags]mobile, apple, iphone[/tags]
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