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Is Google the New Kryptonite?

Posted by Russell Buckley on 03.15.06 | 12 Comments

Kryptonite made great bike locks for years, until it notoriously hit the Blogosphere that they could be hacked by a Bic pen.

This was seriously bad news for the company. And how did they react - or perhaps more accurately, how did they appear to react? Hugh MacLeod put it best at the time:

DAY ONE:

KRYPTONITE: Our bike locks are the best.
THE MARKET: Yes, your bike locks are the best.

DAY TWO:

KRYPTONITE: Our bike locks are the best.
THE MARKET: Yes, your bike locks are still the best.

DAY THREE:

KRYPTONITE: Our bike locks are the best.
THE MARKET: Ummm… yeah I’m sure they are, but what’s all this about some recent video on the net that’s supposed to show how you can crack your locks in 10 seconds using a simple Bic ballpoint pen?

DAY FOUR:

KRYPTONITE: Our bike locks are the best.
THE MARKET: Hey, I just saw that video on a friend’s website. And I’m kinda ticked off because I just paid $60 for one of your new locks 3 weeks ago, and I’m wondering if a Bic pen can crack my lock or not… does the pen crack all Kryptonite locks or just one or two models?

DAY FIVE:

KRYPTONITE: Our bike locks are the best.
THE MARKET: Hey, I just visited your website and saw no mention of the Bic pens. What the hell are you doing about it? Are you going to fix the locks? Are you going to give me a refund?

DAY SIX:

KRYPTONITE: Our bike locks are the best.
THE MARKET: No, they’re not. You guys are assholes.

To read Kryptonite’s version, see the blog of Shel Israel & Robert Scoble’s book. In fairness, their defence makes some good points, but to many people, they will always be the company who ignored the Blogosphere and got badly burned in the process. This is compounded by many blogging consultants who use Kryptonite as the classic “how not to” case study. And once people believe this kind of story, you’re not going to change their minds very easily.

But Kryptonite are about the old economy and while history hasn’t been very forgiving, I think we can be generous and draw a parallel to Douglas Adams’ idea that earth was demolished, as mankind didn’t appeal against the hyperspace bypass.

“There’s no point in acting all surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display in your local planning department on Alpha Centauri for fifty of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now.”

But surely, a new company, a new media company, would never fall into the same trap, would they? Well, you’d have thought not, but Google is ignoring this story I wrote last week and has been pretty widely quoted all over the Blogosphere.

In a nutshell, the post highlighted that Google had unilaterally decided to change the way they display content on people’s phones. They almost certainly did this with the very best of intentions ie to give the mobile user a better use experience. But the result is that they are changing other people’s content, without asking or without at least having a debate about it. This is presumptuous - at best.

Now, I’m certainly nor arrogant enough to think that Google execs have nothing better to read my scribblings all day. But this has crossed over into CNN Money and other big, respected sites like Danny Sullivan’sSearch Engine Watch.

And at the risk of being like a 5 year old kid poking a 1000 lb gorilla with a short, blunt stick, I even asked their press people to comment yesterday and haven’t had any response.

I don’t buy the idea that Google are too big and busy to bother about this little gnat of a story buzzing around their head. The Blogosphere has shown that it can blow this kind of thing into a major, major issue in no time at all. Lots of companies take time to comment on stories I write (normally offline) and the one thing all these people share is that they’re busy and short of time. Google might be bigger, but that means that they should have more resources to listen and respond to conversations and concerns.

Google’s silence on this means one of the following:

1. They don’t know that the conversation is happening. I find this really hard to believe, but if true, someone is doing a really poor job over there.

2. They’re just ignoring it and hoping it’ll go away. Bad strategy. It might die down now, but when the time is right it’ll explode. Deal with it now.

3. They really don’t care what we, the people, think anymore. I find this really sad as I know they used to care a lot and that’s how they got big. If they really are taking this line, it’s time that they remembered where they came from and how they got there - by people like you and I telling their less geeky friends about how cool Google was.

There may be other conclusions that you can draw from their refusal to engage with us, to join the conversation and to debate this important issue. But my take has to be that their attitude is just an extension of re-purposing the mobile content in the first place. It’s simply arrogant. Worse, it’s old school Microsoftian.

And I never, ever thought that would ever be written about Google - especially by me. We expect more of our idols, so it’s hard when you find that their feet are in fact, made from clay.

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