Many years ago, when young and handsome (well, young anyway) I remember being pursued around a Christmas office party by an Amazonian female colleague waving a bunch of mistletoe and trying to stick her tongue down my throat. No, honestly.
I was reminded of this when I read about wallpaper mistletoe that you can download to your phone. So, now you can sneak up on the object of your affections innocently making a phone call, and when in range, grab them, grin cheesily and put your mobile over their head. How will they resist you?
Do let us all know how you get on*.
Available for $1.99 from Modtones.
* And, no we’re not recommending this - you’re on your own, my friend.
How about waiting for the object of your affections to be in range and send an invitation for a kiss through Bluetooth? Delivered? Got a yes? Now jump into his\her arms!
Another thought here - for the unreachable objects of affections which are out of range ‚Äì you could send a ‚Äúconsidered yourself kissed‚Äù thorough SMS/MMS… or is it offensive‚Ķ?