The battle to be the dominant music player isn’t just between the iPod and the mobile phone. A BT analyst says that soon, well, within 15 years, women’s breast implants will hold chips to play music. The article originated in The Sun, which isn’t necessarily the most reputable source — but I guess if there’s one thing they are familiar with, it’s breasts. As they put it, “One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the woman’s entire music collection.” It would then apparently transmit to headphones and be controlled over Bluetooth.
Bluetooth, huh? Sounds like it could start a “boobjacking” fad.
The battle to be the dominant music player isn’t just between the iPod and the mobile phone. A BT analyst says that soon, well, within 15 years, women’s breast implants will hold chips to play music. The article originated in The Sun, which isn’t necessarily the most reputable source — but I guess if there’s one thing they are familiar with, it’s breasts. As they put it, “One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the woman’s entire music collection.” It would then apparently transmit to headphones and be controlled over Bluetooth.
Bluetooth, huh? Sounds like it could start a “boobjacking” fad.
I can’t help feeling that bluetooth control would be a bit a bit dull. Surely someone could invent a more physical and direct control method….actually I think I better stop now. Do you think BT really came up with this? Or did the Sun get BT to endorse an idea its editor had reviewing the next day’s page 3?
Surely it would have to work on dials right? One for tuning, one for volume?