Mobile Sex Toy

Vibrafoon have launched a Java application for mobile phones that controls the vibrate alert function. This means that you can turn your phone into a “personal massager” or vibrator, if we want to really spell it out, along with a suitable throbbing graphic.

But they do have subtler versions. Over and above the “erotic”, we have “fun” and “flirty” downloads, though I’m not really sure what the difference is, except the graphic is different – a heart, rather than a vibrator, as an example.

I know it’s puerile to laugh at people’s names, but the Marketing Manager for this product is Harry Lips. Is this really true, or is it a Porn Name, a la Ben Dover, Phil MacCavity or Ruby Lips (actually, that’s the name of a My Little Pony character – incredible but true).

Anyway, thanks Harry for sending the info.

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