Happy Slapping, son of Tango

Back in the mists of advertising time, there was quite a famous ad for Tango (a soft orange-flavoured carbonated drink in the UK). The advertising was very youth oriented and really tried to “push the envelope”.

One execution involved a Tango drinker who is surprised by a very obese, naked bald man coloured from head to toe in orange (who was meant to represent the drinkÌs shocking orange taste – geddit?). So the fat orange guy runs up to the Tango drinker and slaps him violently across each cheek before disappearing.

It was only a matter of days before kids all over the country were slapping each other’s cheeks. You can download the ad yourself (Orange Fella) here in a site I tracked down specially for you, along with some other classic British TV ads.

A later execution, I seem to remember had to be withdrawn as it showed the Orange Fella slapping people on the ears, with the results of burst ear drums up and down the country.

Anyway, fast forward from the relative innocence of yesteryear and we have Happy Slapping. This involves teens going up to innocent strangers and slapping them. Meanwhile, their mates film the action and the slappees’ reactions on their mobiles for later delight and edification.

Rumoured Happy Slapping attacks include a man being hit from behind with a spade (ouch) and a girl being drop kicked, Kung Fu style.

I’m not sure that this is really widespread or a typical press over-reaction. But as it tends to involve women and people less able to defend themselves, it’s not a very nice thing to be happening, even if it’s an isolated incident. It’s obviously going to be a defenseless person as victim, as your average 15 year old is hardly going to slap a 6″6′ rugby player type, as he’s likely to have the camera shoved where the sun don’t shine.

I’m not condoning this kind of thing in any way. But, from a purely social science perspective, these videos are passed around primarily by Bluetooth. Local Free Messaging/File Sharing is something I’ve said has been happening for some time.

How long before the ringtone file sharing thing starts to go mass market?

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  • Sean
    I don't think it's legal to shoot someone in the face for a minor assault, though, as I believe most CCL owners are aware.

    The whole thing boils down to the question of the right to personal security, which is recognised and protected by law. These kids are not respecting that right, and eventually they will suffer the consequences. 100 hours of community service could be a signal deterrent to offenders.

    As for the 'buy a car, don't use public transport, and avoid dodgy areas' solution, London relies heavily on public transport and people from all walks of life use it. You shouldn't have to do those things to avoid trouble and have your fundamental rights to safety and security respected. And what about low income victims who are forced to live in those areas and can't move away (as is the case for crime rates in general)?

    And you won't be making $$$ from a Jackass-style video either.

    What's needed is to catch a few offenders and make an example of them, and an education campaign at schools concerning respect for others, targetting the idiots who want to 'smack a norman, innit' for no reason.

    That's my social science/ethical philosophy input.
  • amateursurgeon
    I've head about this, and I've been waiting for this to happen to me... I hate chavs with a passion and I'd love an excuse to really _hurt_ one of them. But like the article says, they don't seem to keen on happy slapping 200lb guys. Oh well, maybe I should wear a dress or something.
  • Brigs
    I pwn u..you're clearly demonstrating what it means to be a prick in the highest order!
    It amazes me how docile little rats like you even learn to speak (although your spelling reflects something of the contrary). After seeing the videos through the above link, I noticed that many of the people that are victim to these pathetic twats are young children , women and anyone defenseless enough to these dick heads. And if it happened to someone like you, I pwn u? would you just there with a pathetic grin spread across your face? more than likely, you seemingly reflect a spineless and a mentally numbed character..
  • Xodarap
    You can see three "happy slapping" videos at http://www.hotniss.com/list.php?c=vids_extreme

    you want the "random people get attack" series.
  • i pwn u
    Lmao. If ur a adult Buy a car u cheap gits, dont use public transport and mix with these types, and dont go drive in their crappy areas. If ur a kid, these guys are just adolescents having a bit of fun, who cares, it doent hurt anyone. Its like jackass, VERY funny. Good luck to them, they could make a show about it and become very rich $$$$$ $urprised MTV hasnt given them a contract yet. GENIOUS!!!
  • Imagine if Silver had been packing. When the teenager punches him in the head, Silver pulls out a 9mm and shoots the kid in the face. His little friends all capture it on video. Now that would be hilarious.

    Come to think of it, maybe concealed carry laws are why "happy slapping" hasn't caught on in the U.S.!
  • What are people thinking about? This is another example of the crazy things people do just to be part of the crowd. How far do we have to go to be accepted by a world that really couldn't care less about the feelings of others? But then again I guess people are board taking pictures of happiness. The smile just doesnÌt cut it anymore. We want everyone to be a miserable as the rest of the people sick enough to take part in this crazy stunt. I would much prefer to see pictures of the idiot who takes the slap shot of the poor innocent person they slapped. I would even be prepared to make a website for that and call it slapshotmorons.com.
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